People have asked the inevitable. American conspiracy theorists have asked,
as they always do, is there a conspiracy? You bet your life there is. Let me
fill in you in on how and why MI6 were able to terminate Diana, why they
should want to etc.

        Diana has always been a worry to the British Royal family. She was
selected by Buckingham Palace, to be little more than the 'surrogate mother'
to Prince Charles' role as constitutional 'stud'. Although she undoubtedly
cared for Chalres, maybe even loved him, she knew at her marriage that
Charles' affections to her were eclipsed by his affections for Camillia
Parker-Bowles, of a minor aristocratic family. Camillia is two years older
than Charles and would have been in her late thirties at the time Charles
married Diana. Although, she was no commoner, Camilla was bodily-clock did
not have the ample mileage left that Diana's did. A marriage was forced
between Charles, a man selfishly pre-possessed with becoming King and
providing heirs, and Diana, a young bedazzled girl caught in the web of one
of the most devious women in Britain - The Queen.
        Charles was always far more unpopular with the British people than
Diana and he resented this, resented it a lot. Charles was the important
one, it was he who was to head the British State, and yet this shy,
inarticulate girl was beguiling to to the British people and later the
world. From the start of the marriage, Diana knew that she would have to
'make' Charles love her, she knew he didn't already. She knew he still loved
Camillia. 'There were always three of us in our marriage', she said on BBC's
Panorama. But throughout this unhappy time, she'd managed to do her job -
she'd provided two healthy boys, she's provided heirs.
        Although the Queen's plan had been an immense success, she couldn't
help but be horribly cruel towards Diana.  The Princess of Wales was not
given ladies in waiting - she was a pseudo-Royal in the eyes of the Queen.
This took it's toll on Diana. She descended into bouts of bulimia, became
psychologically scarred. Yet, even in her frailty she was being a pain in
the arse to the Queen and Charles. She was as popular as ever. While Charles
played the grouse-shooting Aristocrat and was alienating the British people
from the Monarchy, Diana was transcending such matters and was developing
herself into a formidable force. More and more the world saw her as the
House of Windsor's Cinderella, who was fighting her way to the ball. Yet,
Charles, the envious little creature that he is could not take pleasure in
the asset of Diana. She outshone him and he hated it. He didn't love her,
resented her, maybe privately despised her - he really wanted her out of his
life. Throughout this time Charles was having a relationship with Camilla.
Diana had tried to make him love or even like her. She had failed. She would
have to start to live her own life. This she did...

        It was when she began to acknowledge that she had no real future
with Charles she inevitably looked for other love-interests. This she found
for a time with Capt. James Hewitt. Yet sensing that Diana had given her
first two-fingers to the House of Winsor, she was in for trouble. Not only
now a target of the Queen, she was now a target of Britain's domestic
intelligence agency - MI6. Behind closed doors, the establishment of
Aristocratic Elites and related Conservative politicians decided to launch a
campaign to discredit her in the eyes of Britain. The unaccountable,
secretive and often down-right evil MI5 were called in to monitor Diana,
tap-her phones, dig the dirt. This they did, and their greatest triumph came
with the 'Squidgy' tapes (intimate calls between Diana and Hewitt) which
were leaked into the press by M15. Yet, British opinion was not as
conservative as the growing conspiracy had thought. People were not too
bothered, they saw Diana as a victim, they excused the affair, they were
more angry that someone had tapped the woman's phone. The establishment plot
was failing. The British Monarchy was looking bad, the future King was
looking bad, the whole British constitutional system was slowly being viewed
with resentment by a larger portion of the population than ever before. Yet
through all this Diana was shining, bringing a fairy-tale magic in fleeting
moments to AIDs victims, the homeless, the war torn. If the British
establishment was showing worrying subsidence cracks, the mythological
fairy-tale Diana was certainly not.

        Although often emotionally fragile, Diana had shifted from the plain
but pretty, slight gormless young girl into someone, now bolstered by a
powerful network of friends and colleagues she was now playing the Queen at
her own game. She was getting her own back, fighting deviousness with
deviousness, through her band of advisors she was making Charles look more
and more the bad guy. Towards her divorce and after she was orchestrating
the media to present her as the more favourable of the two. While she had
stated as a constitutional liability, Diana was now actively attacking the
constitutional elite. She was threatening to destroy the horrible British
constitutional system which had done her so much harm and treating her as
merely a slab of meat, an incubator of heirs, a stooge of the House of
Windsor.

        But not only was Diana now seen to be attacking the public State,
she was now doing something far, far more dangerous - she was attacking the
most evil sector of the Private State - the Arms industry. Diana was
speaking out against land-mines  and calling for a total worldwide ban on
their manufacture and sale. This was at a time when the Private state was
doing a pretty good job of smothering centrist and left-of-centre calls
within the New Labour party for a ban. Here was Diana, stirring it all up,
jet-setting around the world, mingled with more ethical leaders, got good
support. She was even able to get Hillary to make Bill reconsider his
position on the issue. World-wide Diana was quietly making many enemies. Her
actions were particularly upsetting to the Arms Barons in Britain, where
lower-tech weaponry such as landmines is a big industrial deal. And of
course, Arms Exporters are monitored and aided by secret security services,
occasionally in 'legitimate intelligence gathering', most often in the
protection of Western puppet-dictatorships, which provide markets for
killing machines and provide an excuse for Western Armed Forces to stay
tooled-up. Diana had been the target of intelligence attacks before at the
hands of Britain's bumbling MI5, now she was to be targeted on a much higher
level - she was to cross the path of the world-wide secret government where
intelligence agencies, big corporations, Royal Houses, powerful individuals,
neo-Chivalraic Orders, and powerful secret societies merge into a blur. The
British wing was to act on both worldwide and domestic concerns through the
infamous MI6.

        Yet Diana was not alone in getting up the nose of the British
system. Another man was up to the same thing - Muhammad Al-Fayed. Al-Fayed
is the controller of a huge business network and, like most self-made
billionaires, had the attitude 'Well, I've made it! Up yours!'. The darling
of the Margaret Thatcher, Al-Fayed epitomised the right-libertarian
philosophy - do what you you like and tread on as many toes as you like in
the pursuit of wealth. This type of attitude leads to an ethical vacuum,
nothing is a barrier to making money. Al-Fayed was soon slipping bungs to
high-ranking Tory Party figures such as Neil Hamilton and Jonathon Aitkin
and countless others unproven. This Egyptian was happily undermining
democracy in Britain. When news of the bribes broke, Al-Fayed was only to
happy to own up and was willing to expose many others as bribe-takers. These
'sleaze' incidents were further nails in the coffin of the Establishment's
political place-men, The Conservative Party, who were to lose heavily at the
next election (although, the establishment, devious as ever had infiltrated
Bilgerburger Tony Blair's new right-wing Labour party as a contingency
measure). This was an Egyptian citizen who had power to destroy a British
Government. The once ally of the British establishment was now it's
victorious enemy.

        Al-Fayed, in his former days as establishment darling, had struck up
an association with Diana. This was very much renewed after Labour won the
election and Diana and her Sons took a holiday with Al-fayed on his
substantial yacht. This was really rubbing the establishment's nose in it!
It was saying, 'I've undermined you, now I've taken you're country's most
prized woman. The heir to your throne sees me as an Uncle'. Al-Fayed
encourage his playboy son, Dodi, to strike up relations with the Princess
and soon ther was a much publicised romance.

        It had now gone to far for the establishment. Diana had undermined
the British constitutional system and was threatening a key industry and
this Johnny Foreigner had made them look like fools. Not only this, a
possible Al-Fayed half-brother to the heir would have Diana had to be
terminated. If they could get Al-Fayed too, so much the better.

        And so all MI6 needed to do was pick it's moment. Diana's Merc has
been tampered with to ensure she is killed. The Merc leaves the Ritz. It's
just after midnight - a fair few people about on a Paris night, but not too
many. It's quite late. The papparazzi are amiable, not an evil horde as
they're being portrayed on the news at the moment. Diana smiles at the
cameras, she's sparkling. Diana and Dodi sit in the back of the car. Dodi's
Security Man drives. There is a front-seat passenger who later survives.
This I guess, although i don't yet have evidence was a British intelligence
officer (although this may not be released), in some sort of shielding
shielding to protect him from the impact. Car speeds away. The papperazzi
follow on motorcycles but do to adversely interfere with the car. The Merc
enters tunnel, little or no traffic, few witnesses about. Motorcycles follow
behind, not causing too much trouble. British Agent forces crash, Car
crumples as designed to. Britain's Queen of Hearts injured, later to die.
Al-Fayed's son is dead on scene. Driver is dead. Papparazzi on bike are
rounded up by French Police. Ambulance is somewhat late. Information
implicating papparazzi is disseminated. Papparazzi are possible witnesses to
the actual events. Papparazzi undergo hypnotism by British agents at French
police station to forget what they saw......

MI6 accomplish mission...

Conspiracy?
No.
This post is a fiction.
This is the free-world we're talking about.
You will be wise to remember that.
This isn't China.
MI6 are protectors of freedom
Conspiracy addicts - leave this tragic accident alone
There...
 
 
 

--
'These babies are huge, sir... enormous
... Oh, God you wouldn't believe it!...
I'm telling you there are spacecraft out there...
lined up on the far side of the crater edge...'

                       - Appollo 11, Earth's Moon

David-Charles Hammonds*****